The worst thing the world ever gave me was eyes
I can see my body
I can see my flaws
I can see everything I hate about myself with one quick glance in a mirror or a particularly shiny window
I can see my stomach protruding over my legs
I can see my thighs touching and spreading across any chair…
"LSD causes users to lose weight."
That makes sense. It’s kind of hard to get to the fridge when there’s a dragon guarding it.
walk up to a heterosexual couple and say “soooo… which ones the girl?”
Today I saw a man knock over a box of crocs then stare at it and whisper “good” before walking away
if you guys are gonna excercise please dont fuckin stretch before you excercise that is a myth and you are going to fuck your shit up that is not how muscles work. Do a warm up first maybe 2 sets of high kees or do some bodyweight squats or just run one quick lap around the track before you stretch.
Stretch when warm. Do NOT stretch while cold. please.
Dynamic stretch before a work out, static stretch after.